keep an eye on that building.
Come on. Come on. Let it go. Come on. Hurry up!
Come on. - Oh God! - lt is fine. lt is fine. Let it go.
lt seems that DK has great contacts.
But DK, your wall might be build of Ambuja cement also..
..today, l will definitely break it. l will definitely break it.
Hey! Hey! Get hold of him! Don't let him escape.
Hurry up! Sit in the car. Follow him. Come on.
Follow that scum. Hey! Hey! Don't shoot. l will be killed.
These police officers are killing another police officer..
..in an encounter. Hey! Come on, be quick.
Get down and run! Sir, the jeep is not starting.
Oh! These people give us such degraded vehicles..
..and then they question us only..
..that why do the police officers often come late in the climax?
'How come it's become so late?'
'The sun has already risen and he has not yet come.'
Sir, l am telling you right now l don't know how to do marriages.
l am an expert in carrying out the final rites. - Hey!
There is not much difference between the two. Understood?
You quietly go ahead and read it.
You took the garland from that corpse. That's not a good thing.
Hey, priest! l will slap you. You will be a dead man!
Do as l say!
No. No. No.
Karan! - A ghost has arrived. Let's go.
That is not a ghost. lt is my love. Sit down.
Read the chants. Rahul! You have gift wrapped her and brought! Nice!
Sister-in-law had fallen down. She had fainted. - What?
Let all that be. You hurry up! DK is coming behind us.
DK! Okay, come let's take the sacred rounds. You come. You come.
Who will fulfill the last rites? - Last rites!
Giving away! Giving away!
He will only do the giving away ceremony. You continue.
Read quickly.
What nonsense is he saying?
He is gone crazy. - What is happening?
We have arrived on time.
Karan! Karan! Wait! All this is wrong. Please wait!
Nothing is wrong. lf anyone will come between Kiran and me..
..l will kill them.
Even l will kill everyone.
l am an expert in doing the final rites.
We will cremate them together. - Shut up!
Hand over Kiran to me! - Over to you. - Yes. Kiran is my first love.
Get lost! Kiran is my love.
Hey! What is happening? You had said you were Kiran's friend.
Yes. l am her friend too. Hand over Kiran to me.
Now say what you want to say.
Karan, now you get married to her in front of him only.
No. no, Karan. - Look, today don't come between us. Let go of my hand.
Karan, don't do time pass. Just put the vermilion on..
..her forehead. - Today, Kiran will be mine.
Karan, what is this you are doing? - Kiran!
When l saw you, when l got friendly to you.
Get up! Hey! Whom have you brought? You were getting me married to him!
ldiot! Kiran!
Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! - Kiran! Kiran!
Shall l do the final rites? Shut up!
Kiran, thank God that you have come. Wow!
You have also brought the garland for our marriage.
Come on, let's go and get married. - Married! Whose marriage?
Our wedding. - We have been married two hours ago.
We have only come to take blessings. - What sort of blessings? Leave her.
Run away! - Bhabhi, come on. l had brought someone else in your place.
Good you come. Come on. Come on.
Bhabhi? Who is Bhabhi? Whose Bhabhi? - His Bhabhi.
Come on, let's go and get married.
Nobody will come in my way. Understood!
l will take Kiran to America. - Kiran!
What are you doing? Leave my hand.
Karan, save Kiran! - l am saving Kiran only.
Hey! Kiran is there. - Hey! Kiran is here.
Hey! l am not Kiran. l am Naina. - Naina?
Oh gosh! Karan, that one is Kiran, my brother!
l know Kiran is your..
Kiran is your brother?
Yes.
That means.. - Come on, Naina. Come on, quickly.
All those messages?
l had sent all those messages and those kisses too.
You did not know that Kiran was a boy, isn't it?
Then with whom did you do all that? - What?
One wild.. One night stand.
What? - Shall l tell her?
Because of you, l kidnapped a boy today..
..if my girlfriend comes to know?
Now who is this my girlfriend.
My would-be sister-in-law.
By the way, you have checked everything else, isn't it?
l am not like you to take such a big risk.
With open eyes, when l asked for someone's heart..
..then l got a slap on my cheek.
And all this is because of you.
lf in college, you had not spread the stories of your..
..one night stand then you wouldn't have got a slap on your cheek.
Can l say something to you? - Go ahead.
Will you be my time pass?
What? - For a lifetime.
Sex. l mean yes.
So tell me, where should l leave you? - Leave me to destiny.
Greetings! We have just got news from the police headquarters that..
..after raping the women and killing them ruthlessly..
..that serial killer has been identified.
This is the brutal murderer.
lf you have any information about him..
..then do not forget to inform the police headquarters.
Hello. Who is speaking?
Uma Shankar Tripathi.
Two rupees for a stone. Two rupees for a stone.
Hey, stone vendor. Take these two rupees.
And give me a big stone. Just watch my aim.
Oh! Commissioner, just see.
He is not fond of only collecting the body parts of woman.
But he collects their clothes too.
There must be surely logic behind this. - There is.
This is my bag.
Oh! l am sorry.
Fix the camera in the front. Cover from here.
Brother, what is going on? ls shooting going on over here?
l don't know. Everybody is looking up. So even l am looking up.
lt's a bank holiday, brother. So even you look up.
Brother, that rascal who ahs killed five people..
..stays over here only. - What?
lt must be surely the landlord.
Two rupees for a stone. Two rupees for a stone. - Give me one too.
Give me one. - Give me one too. - lts very good stone.
The head will surely break. Take it quickly.
Give me exact change.
Okay, l am coming. l am giving it to you all.
He is the murderer. - Who? - He is the murderer!
He is the murderer! He is the murderer! - Me!
l have not done anything. What have l done?
l am innocent. What are you all saying?
l have not done anything.
He is the murderer. - What are you all saying?
Catch him! He is the murderer!
Battery. - Engine. - Battery. - Engine. - Battery. - Engine.
Rickshaw!
Where has he gone? Where has he gone?
Hey! He is there. Catch him.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Please. Please stop.
l am in trouble. Waiting to pee.
What? How is this possible?
Even l don't understand anything.
Rahul. Rahul, come quickly. Sit in the car.
Come on Sawant! Quickly. The police will get hold of us.
What happened?
All the petrol is exhausted. - You idiot!
lf l will know anything then l'll let you know, right? l myself am worried.
Urmila? ln an inspector's uniform?
Do you know her? - Hey!
She is the one who is going to be your future sister-in-law.
What? - Madam. - Yes.
Come on. Come outside.
Urmila, this.. - Say inspector Matondkar. - What is this?
Sit down in the jeep. Don't talk too much. Come.
Come. Come on. Go and sit behind.
Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait! Madam, l am left behind. Take me along.
Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait! - What?
Urmila has taken him? Good. Very good.
And you as always come back empty handed.
Mr. Commissioner, what are you doing sir? - hold on.
Think about the logic, sir.
She is arrested in his love.
ln stead of the police station, she will take him to the railway station..
..and from there, they will both escape.
The train will run on all my efforts.
Constable. - Yes. - Follow Urmila. Run!
Take care of this. lt's a left hand drive.
Hold it like this. - Stop. Stop.
But Urmila, l have not done any rape or l have.. - l know.
That's why l have come to take you from here.
We will have to escape from here.
But when we have not done anything wrong then why should we escape?
Because everybody is suspicious about you.
Once we find the true culprit.
Listen commissioner, you either trust Screwwala..
..or you don't trust Screwwala. - Screw..
This Uma Shankar Tripathi is his own man.
And he is trying to misguide us.
But Dr. Screwwala for once.. - Sir.
Salutations!
Uma Shankar! He had called, isn't it?
You all are retired. You all don't remember.
You had said you know about the killer. - Yes, l know.
l will not tell you like that.
Then how will you tell us?
Look, this is very hot news.
And l wish at such a time all the hot media people..
..and the hot channel people..
..all the hot radio channel people, all the hot press people.
All the people should be present.
Everyone has been called. - That everyone has come.
Yes. Now will you tell us what do you know about the murderer?
He used to live in a small village.
One day his father said an ordinary man's name..
..can be popular only in two ways.
One is on the wedding card with the father's name..
..and the second is after he dies in the prayer meeting.
That's it! Then he decided that he will make himself popular..
..on the basis of his own efforts.
lf you are certain that l am innocent then stop the car, Urmila.
When you are with me then l don't care about the world.
Nobody can do anything to me. Nothing can happen to me.
Because you are my fate.
My destiny.
And now, let me test my destiny.
l don't know anything else.
How do l know so much about the murderer?
Because l am the murderer.
Uma Shankar Tripathi! That's me.
He is showing us something.
lt's empty.
l knew that you would not believe that l was involved in it.
That's why l have brought this hand.
Look at this. Where has the finger gone?
By the way, the finger is very dangerous.
Here.. Here, it is.
Sir. Sir.
Where have they gone?
Yes sir. He is in front of my eyes.
l will catch him. - What?
Why did they all turn back?
The priest had said the right thing..
..that you came and my destiny took a turn.
l knew that he was committing all those murders just for recognition!
And l snatched that very thing from him!
l blamed someone else for all that!
l got big posters of that man printed..
..and got them pasted all over the city..
..and the killer wasn't able to bear it!
And.. as l told Mr. Commissioner..
..that killer.. has come all the way..
..and is here to surrender himself.
Right, Commissioner? Right. Thank you. Next question please.
Who else was involved with you in this mission?
Nice question. Madam, to solve any case..
..Dr. Screwwala doesn't need anybody's..
..of course l need.
And this that bold and brave..
..lnspector Urmila Matondkar!
Sir, where's the boy..
..whose posters you got pasted in the whole city?
He was a social worker. He worked for the society.
And went back to the society.
No, sir. He's very much with us. Over here.
Mr. Commissioner.. the time's up.. please..
Yeah, yeah. So now we present that deadly killer..
..Uma Shankar Tripathi!
Hail the Lord!
Excuse me! Please!
Why has the band been ordered for Uma Shankar?
lt has to be, sir. - But why?
He might become a minister some day.
Sir, tell us.. what was the motive behind all the killings?
There was no motive.. it's just that they were all frail!
No, no.. Objective? What was the objective?
The objective was to make a career in politics.
lt's very much crystal clear.
You need an MCOM certificate to become a peon..
..and for politics you need a criminal record.
And, my criminal record is very much ready. - But, the Commissioner..
..was saying that the motive behind the killings was sex?
The commissioner's gone mad! Will you listen to all that he says?! - Yes.
l can buy this from anywhere! Will you believe it?
l said the same thing to him. - You said the same thing? - Yeah.
You seem to be from my village. Brother you too ask a question.
l'm really enjoying it!
You rascal! The rooster does all the hard-work..
..and the beggar eats the egg?!
l did all those killings and you're getting the credit?!
He's not a criminal! l'm the criminal!
Bastards! l'll commit one more crime! l'll definitely kill someone!
l don't know him!
Listen.. the whole world wants to listen to you.
But, l have never seen him. Never
Why have you come to me?
l don't know anything.. why have they brought me here?
l simply have a Laundy..
..(Meaning-'Girls.' But wants to say 'Laundry') business.
You trade in girls?! Why didn't you tell that earlier?
l would have benefited a lot. - No problem.
We'll be together in the jail..
l'll start that business in the jail as well..
..there's great profit in it. - Long live, my friend!
Tell us.. for the sake of this job..
..why did you risk your life?
l just never knew that my life.. yeah yeah..
l knew that my life was in risk..
..but the thing is..
..l did all this for my..
..for my love.
Sir..
Shall we go home? - But, l won't enter the house from the backyard.
Now you've come.. so, l'll march much ahead in life.
But, you'll have to come to my house.. with the band..
..will you come?
Yes. - When?
Sis-in-law, don't scare me.. or else l won't tell stories to your kids.
Man, you got that thing of your destiny.. - The dot. l know it.
And, you too got that thing of your destiny.. - Rekha (line).
We've have done many a great things in life..
..so go ahead and click our photos.
C'mon, start with your tune!
We're so cool!
We're so different!
O people, take a look at us!
Look at us.. do look at us.
We're so cool!
We did a lot many absurdities.
Nothing's intricate for us!
We did a lot many absurdities.
Nothing's intricate for us!
Our steps are such.. the destinations kiss them.
Touch and feel us.. we're hot even in the chill!
We're so cool!
Agreed.. that we're a bit amorous.
But, man, we're one in millions!
Agreed.. that we're a bit amorous.
But, man, we're one in millions!
We're here as a Romeo.. and we swear by Juliet.
Love is our weak point; it's true, dear!
We're so different!
O people, take a look at us!
Look at us.. do look at us.
We're so cool!